Fr Stefan oatmeal recipe

As you know or might know my cooking skills stop by boiling water..

With that said here is my recipe for making old fashion oatmeal

Get bowl put 2 cups of water in bowl
Pour a small amount of oatmeal in bowl
Put napkin over bowl
Put on timer for one minute 6 seconds

Why because anything more oatmeal explodes and napkins keep exploded oatmeal from going to roof of microwave